I'm going out to see
The sights that never end.
But I'd get very lonely,
So I'm going to bring a friend.

But who shall come?
I'd love an answer to that.
Is my best friend a human,
A lemur or a bat?

Life is monotous,
But to that I'll put an end.
My question I have answered,
For you're most definitely my best friend.

I know that you don't talk
In an anapestic way,
Though I really couldn't care less,
'Cause you are bright as day.

Days will pass,
You certainly won't change one bit at all.
I'd recognize you immediately,
In the crowds of a shopping mall.

Will you come with me?
You know I'm fond of you.
If you can't grant my wish,
Together, we'll find something else to do.

Come, best friend, come.
I promise we'll have fun.
You and I suit each other perfectly,
We're not mean or nasty like some.

I'm going out to see,
The sights that never end.
But I'd get very lonely,
So, please do come, best friend.